Huma Abedin Splits From Anthony Weiner
|That's right, ladies, Carlos Danger's back on the market...|
Disgraced congressman and all around creepy douchebag Anthony Weiner was caught in yet another sexting scandal over the weekend. For a few days the world was left wondering just how much humiliation can his wife-Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin-endure.
Apparently Huma operates under the "three strikes and you're out" model of marriage. It looks like she's finally ready to call it quits:
Continue Reading...Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin announced Monday she is separating from husband and former Congressman Anthony Weiner, after a new report that he had sent explicit photos to a woman multiple times over the last 19 months."After long and painful consideration and work on my marriage, I have made the decision to separate from my husband," Abedin said in a statement. “Anthony and I remain devoted to doing what is best for our son, who is the light of our life. During this difficult time, I ask for respect for our privacy"A New York Post report published late Sunday claimed Weiner sent pictures to the unidentified woman, and described his sexual fantasies and masturbation in messages to her, calling her "literally a fantasy chick."One of the photos Weiner sent the woman showed his underwear-clad crotch as his son Jordan slept next to him in bed.
You have to be a world-class perv to send a dick pic while your toddler sleeps next to you. Couldn't have happened to a nicer asshole if you ask me.
Exit question. Does Anthony Weiner remind anyone else of the bad guy in Billy Madison?
|Exhibit B...and this guy never sent any creepy dick pics...|