5 Weird Tricks to #ClickbaitTheElection
|Number three will SHOCK you!|
#ClickbaitTheElection ?? Its already a click bait nightmare!— A. Wendel (@anthonywendel) August 30, 2016
That may be true, but that one fact didn't stop #ClickbaitTheElection from trending as polls across the nation drew to a close Tuesday evening. Twits from both the right and the left took their best shot at creating some Election 2016 click bait.
Are you a beta male? Get any girl you want with one foolproof trick! Vote Hillary #ClickbaitTheElection— Visceral Void (@VisceralVoid) August 30, 2016
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I would read the hell out of that article.
5 Things Republicans don't want you to know about Donald Trump #ClickbaitTheElection— Mr. Complainy Pants (@ComplainyPants) August 30, 2016
Number four will shock you (spoiler: it's something about making America great again)!
50 Ways Hillary Clinton Has Probably Tried To Kill You #ClickbaitTheElection— Alex J. riley (@alexrileyiscool) August 30, 2016
Only 50? It seems like there should be more.
Kim Jong's secret plan to attack Mexico and split the land with Trump. #ClickbaitTheElection pic.twitter.com/8UNDHAtQj0— Michael Zumwalt (@tallboy66) August 30, 2016
Actually...that DOES sound like something Kim would try. It's just shy of cartoonish supervillainy.
How did this old Jewish man get away with fucking so naive young college students?— Trisha Hernandez (@twiztedtree) August 30, 2016
|Inquiring minds want to know, Bernie...|
MalyndaNyc: "That't what they offered." Hillary Clinton busted in prostitution sting. #ClickbaitTheElection pic.twitter.com/A2Y5s6avpI— Xavvypls (@xavvypls) August 30, 2016
Hey now, doesn't everyone get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to speak in front of Goldman Sachs executives?
#ClickbaitTheElection You won't *believe* what First Lady Bill Clinton did in the Oval Office this time!— Michelle Milliken (@MichelleyM) August 30, 2016
Breaking News! Bill Clinton Assumes: Hillary Clinton LADY in the Streets, FREAK In the Sheets #ClickbaitTheElection— Matteo Torre (@MatteoIsGood) August 30, 2016
That conjures up some really, really bad mental images.
VIDEO: Trump Nailing Hillary While Bill Watches, Amused and Slightly Turned On #ClickbaitTheElection— Dennis W. (@underdogsofny) August 30, 2016
This one's not much better...
45 Hillary Scandals Media Refuses To Cover. When I read #6 I turned off the television forever #ClickbaitTheElection pic.twitter.com/o3hBAisbdd— Chelsea Belle (@verycosmic) August 30, 2016
#ClickbaitTheElection— Jenzy Jen Jenzinita (@47young1) August 30, 2016
Find out what this world leader is describing here: pic.twitter.com/NBNzvVQtxy
Hillary Clinton's integrity?
15 Reasons Bernie Sanders Might Actually Be Larry David! #ClickbaitTheElection— Earl Fando (@earlfando) August 30, 2016
They DO look remarkably similar.
#ClickbaitTheElection Scholars trace Trump's family tree. You won't believe who he's related to.— S. A. Rivera (@literaturedevil) August 31, 2016
#ClickbaitTheElection Just in! CIA uncovered list of active Russian spies in the US. Harambe, a Russian spy?— S. A. Rivera (@literaturedevil) August 31, 2016