Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Twitter Celebrates #HeterosexualPrideDay

Trigger Warning:
Celebrating our attraction to the fairer sex...
Twitter has done it again, ladies and gentlemen.  Just when you thought conservatives couldn't possibly offend Leftists any more, the Internet comes up with something brand new to trigger them. 

#HeterosexualPrideDay began trending Wednesday morning, ostensibly as a way to poke fun at LGBT Pride Month.  The hashtag drew its fair share of Lefty and Righty trolls, of course.  Generally the Lefties were appalled that the hashtag even existed, let alone the fact that it was trending.  The Righties of course had fun poking the Lefty trolls.

As always when a hashtag with this level of hilarity pops up I've managed to collect some of the best tweets out of all of them.  Enjoy!

Anything that's straight (or cisgendered...I think that's the new PC term...) is automatically evil and horrible as a general rule.
I do believe the following picture adequately sums up the Left's reaction to #HeterosexualPrideDay...

Something on the Internet has offended me!
Work it, girl, be proud of who you are! know do it away from a social justice warrior.  Gotta respect their safe spaces, ya dig?

I'm not going to say I agree, but #HeterosexualPrideDay is currently entering it's 12th hour of trending...
My, my, my there's an awful lot of social justice warriors that are offended by the idea of #HeterosexualPrideDay.  Maybe they've developed a case of Heterophobia?
I included this tweet in this compilation because I think it speaks the truth.  Why do we have these pride days?  Why do people feel the need to have an entire day/month set aside for them to feel proud?  Are they not proud of who they are any other day?
My Spanish is rusty, but it looks like that couple is coming out as heterosexual to their fabulously gay and therefore socially acceptable parents.
Quelle horror!
  It's true.  Coming out as straight is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do in today's world.
Just shut up and take it.  You probably like it anyway...homophobe!
Three times in one day???  Good lord!  What the hell are they thinking?  Guys aren't machines.  We just can't flip a switch and be ready to go!

You know what's gross?  Heterophobia.  Bigot.

Of course I had to join in on #HeterosexualPrideDay myself.  Couldn't let Twitter have all the fun.
It's true.  It's almost like Twitter was biased against hashtags that didn't conform to Leftist ideology and sensibilities.
For those of you keeping track at home that's three separate triggers in that one post.  Hot girl?  Check.  Two guns?  Double check.  If I was a university student I'd be expelled by now.

In the end, though, #HeterosexualPrideDay can be summed up with the following, beautiful tweet.
Not much that needs to be added to that.  Truer words were never spoken.

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