Twitter Celebrates #HeterosexualPrideDay
|Celebrating our attraction to the fairer sex...|
Twitter has done it again, ladies and gentlemen. Just when you thought conservatives couldn't possibly offend Leftists any more, the Internet comes up with something brand new to trigger them.
#HeterosexualPrideDay began trending Wednesday morning, ostensibly as a way to poke fun at LGBT Pride Month. The hashtag drew its fair share of Lefty and Righty trolls, of course. Generally the Lefties were appalled that the hashtag even existed, let alone the fact that it was trending. The Righties of course had fun poking the Lefty trolls.
As always when a hashtag with this level of hilarity pops up I've managed to collect some of the best tweets out of all of them. Enjoy!
SJWs hate being straight. #HeterosexualPrideDay— Border Patrol™️ (@FacMagnaAmerica) June 29, 2016
Anything that's straight (or cisgendered...I think that's the new PC term...) is automatically evil and horrible as a general rule.
Quick run to your #safeplace special snowflakes bec it's #HeterosexualPrideDay. #liberals #WeAreDoomed— Son Follower (@SonFollower77) June 29, 2016
I do believe the following picture adequately sums up the Left's reaction to #HeterosexualPrideDay...
Work it, girl, be proud of who you are! Just...you know do it away from a social justice warrior. Gotta respect their safe spaces, ya dig?
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I didn't know that #Heterosexualprideday was a thing but, I am proud to be a heterosexual woman 😘— Keiota Studio™ (@keiotastudio) June 29, 2016
I'm not going to say I agree, but #HeterosexualPrideDay is currently entering it's 12th hour of trending...
My, my, my there's an awful lot of social justice warriors that are offended by the idea of #HeterosexualPrideDay. Maybe they've developed a case of Heterophobia?
#HeterosexualPrideDay its not needed. But neither are any of the other pride days. Just be fucking proud every day? Like fuck the haters.— Mayor Of Titty City (@Raze__) June 29, 2016
I included this tweet in this compilation because I think it speaks the truth. Why do we have these pride days? Why do people feel the need to have an entire day/month set aside for them to feel proud? Are they not proud of who they are any other day?
El futuro que imagina peña que se da golpes en el pecho con el #HeterosexualPrideDay vergüenza ajena... MUCHA¡ pic.twitter.com/tiynP3Kf37— Diosa Morrigan (@morrigan_black) June 29, 2016
My Spanish is rusty, but it looks like that couple is coming out as heterosexual to their fabulously gay and therefore socially acceptable parents.
#HeterosexualPrideDay is every single day of the year. So can you not misappropriate Pride. Cheers. pic.twitter.com/YiKcbF7GVA— Oisín Hassan (@OisinH1) June 29, 2016
OH GOD NO! HE SAID IT! MISAPPROPRIATION!
The hardest thing to do these days is telling your activists parents that you are straight. #heterosexualprideday pic.twitter.com/Si3dRGtQAh— Just Call Me Mister (@MisterMetokur) June 29, 2016
It's true. Coming out as straight is the hardest thing you'll ever have to do in today's world.
There's a gay guy that cat calls me all the time but if I say anything I might as well be shot— Fawfullz (@NotFawfullz) June 29, 2016
But I'M the oppressor#HeterosexualPrideDay
Just shut up and take it. You probably like it anyway...homophobe!
Upstairs neighbors are celebrating #HeterosexualPrideDay by having loud, floor-creaking sex for the third time today. Rock on.— rudy (@barkadeer) June 29, 2016
Three times in one day??? Good lord! What the hell are they thinking? Guys aren't machines. We just can't flip a switch and be ready to go!
#HeterosexualPrideDay straights are gross.— Gon (@narutosoda) June 29, 2016
You know what's gross? Heterophobia. Bigot.
Of course I had to join in on #HeterosexualPrideDay myself. Couldn't let Twitter have all the fun.
Why not hop aboard the #TrumpTrain & #MakeAmericaGreatAgain this #HeterosexualPrideDay? pic.twitter.com/YTKNXRK2PH— Radius (@trigwarnblog) June 29, 2016
Happy #HeterosexualPrideDay!— Radius (@trigwarnblog) June 29, 2016
Fun fact, my Twitter app won't finish that Hashtag for me! pic.twitter.com/3fDF062vxw
It's true. It's almost like Twitter was biased against hashtags that didn't conform to Leftist ideology and sensibilities.
For your #HeteroSexualPrideDay...a hot chick with guns! Two triggers in one photo!#TheTriggering pic.twitter.com/TZiU6Lt0Js— Radius (@trigwarnblog) June 29, 2016
For those of you keeping track at home that's three separate triggers in that one post. Hot girl? Check. Two guns? Double check. If I was a university student I'd be expelled by now.
In the end, though, #HeterosexualPrideDay can be summed up with the following, beautiful tweet.