Twits Hate Trump 3 - Live Free or Trump Hard
Donald Trump's campaign is going like gangbusters apparently. Monmouth University released a national poll of Republican and Republican-leaning voters a few days ago that showed Donald Trump at 41% nationally. It's too early to see if Wednesday's debate had any impact, but most of what I've seen indicates that Donald Trump had a decent night.
With all that's gone on in the last few days, I thought it was high time for a third installment of Twits Hate Trump. If you've read Twits Hate Trump, and Twits Hate Trump 2 - The Trumpening, you know that this is the series where I troll Twitter and collect some juicy hate tweets about Donald Trump. This is almost always good for a few cheap laughs, so without further ado let's head to Twitter to see what the twits are tweeting.
I fucknfnfndb hate Donald trump— hey angel (@strangelovelwt) December 17, 2015
You know someone fucking hates you when they lose the ability to spell "fucking" and add 50 extra letters.
I hate this dog that comes to my work. Come to find out today, his owner supports Donald Trump. Go figure. 😐— Ʃ հ ε ʀ ι (@SheriStirling) December 17, 2015
Oh come on, seriously? Who the hell can hate a dog? Dogs are freaking awesome!
|Only assholes and liberals hate dogs...|
I feel like people just hate on Donald Trump because that's what everyone else is doing lol like do you really pay attention to politics????— SP (@sarapaigeeee) December 17, 2015
Ooh, a rare thought-provoking question in the sea of Donald Trump hate fantasies. I'd wager probably less than 25% of the twits tweeting actually follow politics in any way.
lol I don't have the energy to hate anyone except for Donald Trump.— mela (@fwmel) December 17, 2015
I guess Trump-hate is like Jello-there's always room for it.
@fandombeliefs I hate them both. But you can't say people hate bieber more people hate donald trump— tøp + 5h |-/ (@camrenincrime) December 17, 2015
Incorrect. You absolutely can say people hate Justin Bieber more than Donald Trump. Canada needs to apologize for inflicting him upon us, and they need to do it, like, yesterday.
I hate Donald Trump and if you are a Trump advocate I hate you— Dom (@DominiqueePerez) December 16, 2015
Well screw you too, buddy!
I hate the fact that next year could be the beginning of the fall of the USA... All because of Donald Trump. It's gonna be bad...— She know she bad tho (@wilson_stonie) December 16, 2015
Right, because up until now we've been living in a fucking Candyland dream land.
Me: I hate German music Donald trump: I hate German music Me: pic.twitter.com/naXHT5bxJy— #sadgirl (@penthauspussy) December 17, 2015
So I guess this is a thing where you say you hate something, Donald Trump says he hates it, so then you automatically love it? I don't know what the hell it is, but it's so fucking annoying. Just one of the perils of delving into the moronic side of Twitter, I guess.
I just started thinking about how much Donald Trump is hate speeching, like if Trump was in Sweden and would comment on things like usually>— PotatoSweet♡ (@HighOnShy) December 16, 2015
Two things here. One, "speeching" is not a word that exists. The correct word is "speaking," and I'm not even sure the phrase "hate speaking" is a thing. In fact I'm pretty sure it isn't. Second, finish your damn thought. Don't leave us hanging!
Here's one more for the road, folks, and it's a doozy.
Ugh ugh what are these fucked up dreams :| Donald Trump tried to molest me in my house. I am creeped out so bad & I hate how funny it sounds— Serenciel (@Serenciel) December 16, 2015
If you're having dreams that Donald Trump is trying to molest you you're doing too many drugs. Or not enough. My point is you should probably seek some professional help.