#IfMenHadPeriods Has SJWs Bleeding From...Wherever On Twitter
|Just when you thought it was safe to go back on Twitter...|
The social justice warriors were back at work after taking Labor Day off. This time they've managed to send the moronic hashtag #IfMenHadPeriods trending on Twitter. Of course #IfMenHadPeriods they wouldn't be men...they would be women...
|Did you just assume my gender!?!?|
Just what did the twits on Twitter have to say about #IfMenHadPeriods? All sorts of hilarious things. Especially when the conservative side of Twitter decided to weigh in.
#IfMenHadPeriods we. would. use them. to. talk. like. Captain Kirk.— Alexander Macris (@archon) September 6, 2016
Oh... wrong type of periods. My bad.
|I. See. What. You. Did. There.|
#IfMenHadPeriods would they put the tampon in their pee hole that's terrible— boo (@idiot_teen) September 6, 2016
My God...that sounds even more painful than an actual period...
the hashtag #IfMenHadPeriods is disgusting because since when could men not have periods? I need yall to stop assuming gender smh— kris (@kris_nation) September 6, 2016
|Can't tell if serious...or a masterful troll...|
#IfMenHadPeriods We would have called them Exclamation Points!!!— Derek (@THEDerekLatz) September 6, 2016
Not gonna lie...that last one looks like fun...
Lol. Even in the ironic #IfMenHadPeriods feminist hashtag... feminists whine for more free stuff. Embarrassing. https://t.co/vKtvhOhZnx— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) September 6, 2016
You know who ignores market forces and makes a product for free? Social justice feminists who want equality but don't want to pay/do anything for themselves. Weak, bearded hipster beta males with their man-buns tied too tight that think appealing to the social justice crowd will get them laid. You know what these people ACTUALLY produce? Nothing but new generations of mouth-breathing sycophants.
You know who actually produces USEFUL items and services? Hard-charging, hard-fighting, hard-farting ugly sumbitch men. Oh, and intelligent, conservative women. Wouldn't want to be sexist.
#IfMenHadPeriods actually, some do, some do not. Same with women. Same with other genders. Fun facts.— Unknowable Skye (@Makofury) September 6, 2016
Fun fact: no man anywhere has a period. If your man is having a period he is, in fact, a women. If your man gets moody once per month for a week he is, in fact, a whiny little bitch. Another fun fact: there are two genders, no matter what Facebook tells you.
#IfMenHadPeriods— ♥Pink Lady♥ (@pink_lady56) September 6, 2016
They'd brag about the size of their tampons.
Damn right we would. Because that's what real men do. That and not have any periods.
#IfMenHadPeriods is trending, but I thought men CAN have periods because gender isn't binary. So confused.— Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) September 6, 2016
Me too, brother. What we need is a guidebook or something so we can keep everything straight...err...cisgendered.
#IfMenHadPeriods tampons would have names like "X5-28" or "Nosferatu"— Jason Awesomeberg (@jawesomeberg) September 6, 2016
The hell? Why don't tampons have names like that NOW? Guys would LOVE to buy tampons for their girlfriends.
"Bro, my girl's on her period so I have to get her some tampons."
"What kind are you getting, dude?"
"Bro, she's usually fine with the X5-28, but she's got some heavy flow this month. She's gotta go with the Nosferatu Unlimited."
#IfMenHadPeriods tampons and sanitary towels would be called manpons and manitary towels— connor (@conuary) September 6, 2016
#IfMenHadPeriods all the women would still have to stay home just 2 care 4 them. Seriously, it'd be a ghost town 7 days out of every month.— Revilusion (@NoFakePigeons) September 6, 2016
Honestly, this is probably a fairly accurate description of what would happen.
Gender your hashtags properly you transphobic bigots. It's the current year, men can have periods. #IfMenHadPeriods— Parriah Pottymouth (@PariahPotimouth) September 6, 2016
How dare you accuse social justice warriors of bigotry! I have half a mind to start a hashtag about that!
#IfMenHadPeriods they wouldn't be men, they'd be women. What's wrong with you people?— Wayne Ringland (@WayneTurton) September 6, 2016
I could get into that...but I just don't have enough time.
I am that man who has periods cause guess what. Trans people exist #IfMenHadPeriods— big slappy (@ZawehZaweh) September 6, 2016
So...a woman then?
As soon as I saw the #IfMenHadPeriods hashtag I knew that it would be criticized by PC zealots for being transphobic— Yeyo (@YeyoZa) September 6, 2016
To be fair, though, that's pretty much a normal day on Twitter. I had a sandwich yesterday and got yelled at for being a heteronormative asshole.
#ifmenhadperiods the quadrivium would be a quintivium: music, arithmetic, geometry, astronomy + periodology. https://t.co/zXSQAQAcIV— Christoph Rehage (@crehage) August 24, 2016
I understood literally none of that.
The amount of people offended over this hashtag indicates one thing:— Patty Politics (@youngblackcon) September 6, 2016
1. Some of you must be on your period.#IfMenHadPeriods
In the end, though, I think this tweet perfectly sums up the nonsense behind #IfMenHadPeriods. Nothing but yet another social justice hashtag to make social justice warriors feel like they're actually making a difference in the world. Except they're really not.