Sunday, May 1, 2016

Twits Hate Trump - The Trump and The Furious

Trigger Warning:
All roads lead to Trump.
Donald Trump is closer than ever to clinching the Republican party nomination.  Ted Cruz picks former CEO and failed presidential candidate Carly Fiorina as his running mate despite having no chance in hell.  Riots at a Trump rally in California.  The #NeverTrump crowd gets more strident and less coherent day by day.

Enough talk.  Let's kick the tires, light the fires, and make the fucking chimichangas.  It's time for another Twits Hate Trump round up.
Yippee-kai-yay, Mother Trumper.
Funny.  I seem to remember another politician on the left who lamented that he didn't have more power, openly wished he could be the president of China, and boasted that he could easily win a third term.  I wonder who that could be?
Hmm.  Nope, can't think of any names.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a prime example of the mature, tolerant Left.
Uhh...grandma might need to get her eyes checked.  Donald Trump does have a fairly full head of hair.
And it is majestic.  Like a peacock...or a chinchilla.
You "highly anticipate the area?"  The hell does that even mean?  Folks, THIS is a great reason to fight common core.  Otherwise your kids are going to grow up to post meaningless twaddle on Twitter.
So she hates Donald Trump because he talks shit about the other candidates.  Someone might want to explain to this little snowflake just how a presidential election works.
No, no, no.  That's not what was asked.  The question was "would you rather eat spiders or marry Donald Trump?"  You gotta pick one.  Either you chow down on some deep-fried arachnids, or you become Melania's sister-wife.  One of the two.
I can't decide if this is a hate-tweet or not.  Either way, I think the Trump campaign may just have their next ad campaign...
Everyone stop what you're doing!  A lowly nobody on Twitter hates Donald Trump supporters!
Pictured: every Trump supporter reading this post right now...well, not really...but maybe?
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