|All roads lead to Trump.|
Donald Trump is closer than ever to clinching the Republican party nomination. Ted Cruz picks former CEO and failed presidential candidate Carly Fiorina as his running mate despite having no chance in hell. Riots at a Trump rally in California. The #NeverTrump crowd gets more strident and less coherent day by day.
Enough talk. Let's kick the tires, light the fires, and make the fucking chimichangas. It's time for another Twits Hate Trump round up.
|Yippee-kai-yay, Mother Trumper.|
Donald Trump: "I hate elections: they're a YUUGE waste of time. When I'm president I'm going to cancel elections."— Paolo Polledri (@paolo_sf) May 1, 2016
Funny. I seem to remember another politician on the left who lamented that he didn't have more power, openly wished he could be the president of China, and boasted that he could easily win a third term. I wonder who that could be?
|Hmm. Nope, can't think of any names.|
ugh i hate Donald Trump he's so prejudice lol so let's make it look like he's a dirty fuken fag lol lol lol!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/JETQqBCHa1— rory (@rorylexander) May 1, 2016
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a prime example of the mature, tolerant Left.
"I hate that man Donald Trump. You know he's bald headed and stupid." -My grandmother— Abbey (@CatLadyAbbey) May 1, 2016
Uhh...grandma might need to get her eyes checked. Donald Trump does have a fairly full head of hair.
|And it is majestic. Like a peacock...or a chinchilla.|
I don't hate much but I hate #hillaryclinton and #donaldtrump— Yalanda @DryerBuzz (@DryerBuzz) May 1, 2016
By hate I mean highly anticipate the area.
You "highly anticipate the area?" The hell does that even mean? Folks, THIS is a great reason to fight common core. Otherwise your kids are going to grow up to post meaningless twaddle on Twitter.
@Shawty_Lay To close out my rant, FUCK YOU DONALD TRUMP, I HATE YOU :)— Layara (@Shawty_Lay) April 30, 2016
So she hates Donald Trump because he talks shit about the other candidates. Someone might want to explain to this little snowflake just how a presidential election works.
I have a phobia with spiders and I hate Donald trump so none https://t.co/6fO4Jvk2wf— maria (@thoughtftstyles) April 30, 2016
No, no, no. That's not what was asked. The question was "would you rather eat spiders or marry Donald Trump?" You gotta pick one. Either you chow down on some deep-fried arachnids, or you become Melania's sister-wife. One of the two.
me: I hate donald trump— bushra (@bushraa_kh) April 30, 2016
donald trump: me too
I can't decide if this is a hate-tweet or not. Either way, I think the Trump campaign may just have their next ad campaign...
I hate Donald Trump supporters more than anything in this world— nat (@naaatcuriel) May 1, 2016
Everyone stop what you're doing! A lowly nobody on Twitter hates Donald Trump supporters!
|Pictured: every Trump supporter reading this post right now...well, not really...but maybe?|