|You'll wish you were me...|
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I shall be taking a well-deserved vacation for a few days. My wife has assured me that I will be brutally murdered and thrown piece by piece into a swamp if I so much as glance at the news during that time. As such I will, unfortunately, miss the results of the Indiana primary. I'm sure Cruz and Kasich's budding bromance will sway the results about as much as I would if I put on a string bikini and danced around at every precinct.
I've got one, maybe two, new posts going out just before I leave. After that, though, I'll be gone like Hillary Clinton's emails.
See you folks later this week!