#ResistCapitalism Part Deux

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Like the cockroaches in my house, it keeps crawling back.
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There are some hashtags that just don't stay dead.  Sometimes hashtags come back with a vengeance.  Whether it's due to some hideous disease, a government experiment gone horribly wrong, or a crapload of Latte Liberals with too much time on their hands doesn't matter.  The only thing that matters is that once again innocent Twitter users are subjected to the most inane babble ever.

Such was the case with #ResistCapitalism.  "Hey, that hashtag looks awfully familiar," I hear you cry.  I understand your frustration and confusion.  The sound of you furrowing your brow in a vain attempt to understand the situation resonates through the Internet.  #ResistCapitalism made an appearance back in December, with hilariously stupid results.

What about #ResistCapitalism Part Deux, though?  Are the Latte Liberals just as stupid the second time around?  Do they still post their anti-capitalistic rants from their iPhones?  Have they gotten any smarter since last year?

Let's find out.
Oh, honey.  It seems someone has zero clue what communism is.  Good job using privately founded companies to try and justify communism's existence, though.

Definitely looks like the twits haven't gotten any smarter.  Let's wade a little deeper into the cesspool, shall we?
Actually we're doing it because it's really, really fun laughing at your hypocrisy.
Umm...you might want to get rid of the Beats headphones before you go spouting off about capitalism.

Also you've pretty much described exactly what happens under socialism
Ah, there it is.  I was wondering when the "CLIMATE CHANGE BAD" crowd was going to get in on the action.  Of course the only way to solve climate change is to make everyone live in a third world country.

If you're response to people pointing out your hypocrisy is a poorly-drawn webcomic you have literally no concept of irony.
Oh you mean the workers that he's employed and the jobs he's created throughout the local economy?
The stupid literally burns, you guys.  I mean I don't even know where to start with this one.  
#ResistCapitalism, because a system where you're worth exactly what the government says you are is so much better.

I'm going to end it here with a single tweet.  This one tweet perfectly encapsulates the complete and utter stupidity that is #ResistCapitalism Part Deux:
That right there is what we call a mic drop, people.  Five months is nowhere near long enough for the #ResistCapitalism twits to have grown any brains.  Will they get any smarter when #ResistCapitalism comes around in another five months?

I wouldn't bet on it.

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  1. Wow!!!! What amazes me the most is these half wits probably wonder why they are still working in the fast food industry in their thirties.

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    1. Yup, and the other half are requesting to be paid under the table so they don't lose their government benefits for working too much.

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  2. speedforce131 here. I googled myself and found this. LMAO! I posted against Capitalism because I wanted to see what kind of responses I'd get, and whether or not I could debate against Capitalism.

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  3. And you've been immortalized as a little bit of Internet comedy for, like, 5 people. :)

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