Thursday, April 7, 2016

#HillarySoQualified...Or Is She?

Trigger Warning:
Well, that didn't go as planned...
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Hillary Clinton's having a rough time in the Democrat primary.  She's lost seven of the last eight contests to a man so old he could be Chelsea Clinton's elderly sugar daddy.  Naturally Hillary Clinton decided to sharpen her claws and go after Bernie Sanders where it hurts-his qualifications.  Clinton's attacks, of course, worked just about as well as she did as Secretary of State.  Rather than sitting back and taking the criticism, Sanders decided to hit Clinton back and question HER qualifications:
"My response is if you want to question my qualifications, then maybe the American people might wonder about your qualifications Madame Secretary," he said.

Sanders added: "When you voted for the war in Iraq, the most disastrous foreign policy blunder in the history of America, you might want to question your qualifications. When you voted for trade agreements that cost millions of Americans decent paying jobs, and the American people might want to wonder about your qualifications. When you're spending an enormous amount of time raising money for your super PAC from some of the wealthiest people in this country, and from some of the most outrageous special interests ... Are you qualified to be president of the United States when you're raising millions of dollars from Wall Street whose greed and recklessness helped destroy our economy?"
Ouch.  Harsh words to be sure.  Of course Hillary Clinton's supporters attempted to rally to her side, creating the hashtag #HillarySoQualified.  How did that little escapade go?  Oh, about as well as anything the libs do on Twitter.  Why talk about it when we can take a look at some of the best of the carnage?
I figured we'd start this out with a bang.  I have no doubt this is keeping Hillary up at night.  Hell it's the worst nightmare of every Democrat...and some in the GOP.
First U.S. ambassador killed in 30+ year?  At this point what difference does it make?
Hey, now, that's what they offered.  Hillary Clinton had the choice of taking their money or starving on the streets.  She and Bill were dead broke after leaving the White House, you know.

 See?  Give her a break!
Hey to be fair it's really hard to figure out how to...you know what, it's really not that hard.  I got nothing here.
What's that?  A progressive legend was actually a flaming racist pig?  And Hillary Clinton idolizes her?  I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you!
This is my shocked face.
#HillarySoQualified...at voter suppression!  It's as Democratic as abortion, playing the race card, and destroying bakers who refuse to bake gay cakes.
Also known as "gaykes."
You have to admit, she does look good in stripes.
OMG, I know, right?  I mean so what if Hillary lies, cheats, steals, sells off strategic assets to our enemies (looking at you, Uranium One), solicits "donations" from crony capitalists, covers up her husband's history of sexual assaults...

Wait...what were we talking about again?
Is Hillary Clinton copying Elizabeth Warren?  I suppose we'll have the answer if Hillary claims to be Cherokee.

Liberals, I'm going to say this with all the love that I can muster.  You people absolutely suck at Twitter.  Eventually you're going to learn not to create hashtags that can be easily abused.

Hopefully you won't, though.  It's absolutely hilarious watching you fail time and again.

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