|I'm here to kick Hillary's ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum.|
Donald Trump ignited controversy last week when he stated that Hillary Clinton got "schlonged" in the 2008 primary race. Of course the Internet, the media, and Hillary immediately responded with cries of "ERMAHGER, SEXISM!"
Of course it turned out that the term "schlonged" had been used in exactly the way Donald Trump had used it. The media just decided by and large to ignore that little factoid, but for the most part the controversy fizzled out within a few days. I took to Twitter to find out if the twits' hatred of Donald Trump had increased exponentially with the whole "Schlongedgate" thing. Turns out, they didn't really mind it all that much.
This time, though, has to be different. This time I'm delving deeper into Twitter than I ever have in search of some raw, uncensored Donald Trump hate. Let's see what we find.
the thing i hate about donald trump. is his ignorance. kickin a race out would not help. its evil. thats what sits in the hearts of people.— Nathan McLeod (@NathanMcLeod56) December 29, 2015
Shh! No one tell him Islam is a religion, not a race!
I hate Donald Trump. He is LITERALLY HITLER. He LITERALLY created a plan on how to get exterminate all the Jews and create a master race— Pray For Hannah (@twvta) December 29, 2015
Donald Trump LITERALLY has a plan to exterminate Jews? LITERALLY? I must have missed that part of, you know, ANY of his campaign rallies. Would someone be so kind as to provide a link in the comments to Donald Trump's "Final Solution?"
I hate Donald Trump as much as anyone but even I know that he is the white working class’s payback for what was done to Britney Spears— SarahNicolePrickett (@snpsnpsnp) December 29, 2015
|Leave Britney alone!|
me: i hate mario kart donald trump: i hate mario kart me: i FUCKING love mario kart I— Mario Kart eBooks (@SaltyKartEbooks) December 29, 2015
Oh come on, you're not even trying there. You're supposed to have something CLEVER like a vine or a picture or a gif.
donald trump: I hate perfume me: pic.twitter.com/QdjYpPNUtd— scase (@COSMlCBROWNlE) December 28, 2015
You hate Donald Trump so...you mace yourself? Pretty sure that's mace.
I hate Donald Trump 😊 pic.twitter.com/YY9XFzsI1s— Laura Dombrosky (@DombroskyL) December 28, 2015
If only he were a suave rapist like, say, Bill Clinton.
I think I'll leave you with one more tweet. It's not a hate tweet, but it does sum up the "I Hate Donald Trump" mentality quite nicely.
American teenager: UGGHH I HATE DONALD TRUMP!! UGH Me: why American teenager: UGH Me: ? American teenager: UGH I HATE DONALD TRUMP!!!!— Noah Beall (@Noah_Beall99) December 28, 2015
On point. I doubt half these people could tell you why exactly they hate Donald Trump. You'd probably get something like "He's racist/sexist/homophobic/etc" whenever you asked.