Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Twits Hate Trump - A Schlong Too Far

Trigger Warning:
Picture "schlong" and "Hillary Clinton" and try to sleep tonight.
By now everyone knows about the "schlong heard round the world."  Donald Trump stated that Hillary Clinton "got schlonged" by Barack Obama in 2008.  Of course the mainstream media pounced on Donald Trump's statement because Donald Trump means big ratings.  The media is roundly and relentlessly criticizing Donald Trump's "schlong," of course.  How could they not?  Like I said Donald Trump gets them big ratings.  Donald Trump whipping out a schlong comment against Hillary Clinton must get even bigger ratings!

What do the people think, though?  Once again I've delved into the seedy underbelly of the Twitterverse to get some hardcore reactions to Donald Trump's schlong:

A hard-hitting pun that thrusts balls deep into the controversy.
Actually Politico has generously provided a list of past political schlongings.  It seems Donald Trump is nowhere near the only one throwing his schlong around:
While the expression is rare, it has in fact shown up in earlier political contexts, typically from New Yorkers like Trump. The Post notes that Neal Conan, host of NPR’s Talk of the Nation, said in a 2011 broadcast that the 1984 Democratic ticket of Walter Mondale and Geraldine Ferraro “went on to get schlonged at the polls.” And on Fox News in 2006, Dick Morris warned that President George W. Bush was “going to get schlonged” in the midterm elections.
  So Donald Trump apparently just whips out his little general and checks on it throughout the day apparently.

I see what you did there.

I can't tell if this is a hate tweet or a compliment.  I'm gonna go with yes.
Okay, so it's not exactly a hate tweet, but it's still pretty damn funny.
Again, not a Trump hate tweet, but still pretty damn funny.
Bam.  Nice one.  Let's see if this guy's got one more for the road.
I gotta admit, the dude's pretty clever.

You might notice this little slice of Twitterverse hate is a bit thin.  It was actually extremely hard to find some decent hate tweets related to Donald Trump's schlong.  Most of the tweets I found were either approving, bashing Hillary Clinton, debunking the "no one uses a schlong that way" argument, or the same damn Salon article posted over and over again.  Does this mean that Trump's latest escapade has helped or hurt him?  Well the mainstream media and the GOP establishment is certainly hoping that Donald Trump's star is falling.  Lord knows they're afraid of him like they've never been afraid of anyone else before.

I don't think Donald Trump is schlonged just yet, though.

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