I'm Coming Out, Get The Party Started!

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Karma Karma Karma Chameleon...I don't know the words...sorry...
Folks, I have to tell you that today I am inspired.  Rachel Dolezal, the former is-she-black-or-is-she-white head of the NAACP in Spokane has finally come out.  That's right, ladies and gentlemen, Rachel Dolezal has finally admitted that she is, in fact, white as rice:

Oh my, be still my heart!  This is history in the making here, people.  Rachel Dolezal has come out as a white woman that identifies as a black woman.  That's not all, though, folks.  The way has now been paved for those of us with a similar identity to come out of the shadows.  Pan-racials no longer have to live in the shadows!

What's that?  You've never heard of a pan-racial? Well it's very simple.  A pan-racial is a racial chameleon.  You wake up one day and feel like you're black?  Bam, you can identify as a black person that day.  Feel a little Puerto Ricany the next day?  Kachow, you're now a Hispanic!  Want to try Asian for a week?  Go for it.  Whatever you want to be, that's what you are.  What does it matter what you were actually born as?

It's a brave new world, people.  No matter how ridiculous it sounds!

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