GOP Epic Rap Battle!

Trigger Warning:
Time to drop some sick beats, yo!
There's been so much bad news lately-the situations at Yale and Mizzou, the bombing of that Russian jet by ISIS, bacon is worse than smoking.  I thought we could all use a little bit of a laugh.  What better way to do that than with a GOP presidential candidate rap battle!

First up, we've got Ben Carson.  Also known as Big Doctor BC:
Aww yeah, dawg.  That was dope as hell!  Too bad it was only a two-week run.  Didn't stop The Hill from the provocative headline "Carson drops rap-themed ad campaign."

That was pretty good.  Who's up next?  Could it be the man from down south Jeb Bush?  Let's find out:
Oh wait, sorry, that was from the new JebCanFixIt! campaign.  Here's the right file:
Zzzzzzz.  Huh?  What?  I'm awake!  What happened?  Oh, it's over? Finally.

*ahem*

Some funky fresh from my man JB.  He mic-dropped with Jimmy Fallon the day after he announced his candidacy.

It's gonna be hard to top anything from these to gangstas.  Which GOP candidate has the balls to even come close?  How about my main man and OG, TC TED CRUZ!
Well ladies and gentlemen, I think we know who the real winner is here.  Ted motherfuckin Cruz, y'all!  Even though he didn't actually sing, and the song was written by an amateur rapper after the first GOP debate.  Still, though...

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