Halloween - A Social Justice Warrior's Anthem

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Social Justice Warriors are out in force this Halloween, folks.  The SJW mob has taken it upon themselves to police the costumes you plan to wear.  Aleister over at Legal Insurrection has even more examples of progressives making sure your fun doesn't offend their delicate sensibilities.  It's enough to scare the pants off of any reasonable person, really.

The sad thing, though, is that they're doing it all wrong.  If you're going to take it upon yourself to police your friend's costumes at least have a little fun with it.  Come up with a catchy little tune that you can sing while you scream.  Something memorable.  Something witty.

With that in mind I've taken it upon myself to come up with an anthem for the Social Justice Warrior to hum while they ruin the office Halloween party.  Set to the tune of "This is Halloween" from Tim Burton's: A Nightmare Before Christmas.  It's not the full song as it's quite long.  I've included a little video of the song for those of you who have never seen the movie (shame on you).


Enjoy!

Verse 1
Boys and girls of every age,
Ball your fists up in outrage.

Costumes make you shriek in fright,
For social justice you must fight!

Chorus

This is Halloween, this is Halloween,
Social justice in the dead of night!

This is Halloween go ahead and make a scene.
Kick and scream till you get your way,
(whispered)
You know you're right.

Verse 2
 
In our town, everybody scream!
Justice on this Halloween.
I am the bro wearing black guy clothes,
Face dark as night but skin white as snow.

I am the one wearing Caitlyn's dress,
Might be a guy, but I got my own breasts. 

Chorus

Social justice now, social justice now,
Justice now!  Justice now!  Justice now!

Don't you fret, don't you frown,
Social justice reigns in Halloween-town!
 
Happy Halloween you politically incorrect bastards!

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